Harper Llantwit Major Whore ❤️❤️

About Liverpool

So, I knew this chick once, right, worked the streets near Vegas, called herself Sapphire—fake as hell name, but who gives a fuck? She’d rake in $500 a night, tax-free, laughin at suckers like me who’d blow it all on blackjack. Greed is good, man, she lived it—hustlin, dodgin cops, even had a pet lizard she swore was her “pimp protector.” Little known fact: back in the 1800s, whores in Paris ran secret gambling dens—balls of steel, those broads! Made me happy as hell hearin that, picturin em smokin cigars, fleecin rich assholes.

Where is Llantwit Major?

The Parish and Manor of Llantwit Major lies on the western fringe of the Vale of Glamorgan, a low plateau of lias limestone ranging from 50 to feet above sea level.

Finally, the alarm stops, and I get back to work. I’m hammering away, and I swear, I’m in the zone. But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my mum. She’s like, “You still single?” I’m like, “Mum, I’m busy makin’ stoves!” She just laughs and says, “Well, maybe make a stove for a nice girl?” Ugh, thanks, Mum.

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