Aria Burnham On Crouch Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hmm… so, I’m imaginin’ this one whore – let’s call her Ruby, coz why not? She’s out there, freezin’ her tush off in some skimpy getup, and I’m like, “Geez, put a coat on, lady!” Got me all mad, coz who treats ‘em like that? Society, that’s who – ugh, makes my blood boil! Little factoid for ya – back in Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, like, by law! Ain’t that wild? Ruby prob’ly don’t know that, poor thing.

It has such beauty

Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my pastry! I’m like, “No way! Not my Crouch Crunch!” But that bird was relentless. I swear it looked me in the eye, like, “This is mine now.” I was furious! I mean, who does that?

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