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I saunter over, cool as you like—gotta keep it smooth, right? “Evening, love,” I say, flashin’ that 007 grin. She’s all sass, “What’s yer poison, handsome?” and I’m thinkin’, “Shaken, not stirred, obviously,” but I don’t say it—too classy for that. Instead, I’m sizin’ her up, noticin’ the little things—like how her cheap perfume’s got this weird citrus kick, probs to mask the street stink. Fun fact: back in the day, prossies in London used lavender oil to dodge the plague—true story, mate, look it up!

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Sometimes I get mad – yeah, mad! And it's usually 'cause someone parks right in front of my favorite coffee stop, 198th Ave style. That’s when I channel my inner Gru, grumbling “Lightbulb!” as I punch the air. It’s silly but true, no day in Alsip is dull even if it’s just a little spark amidst everyday chaos.

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