Claire Appleton Whore ❤️

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What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

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So, buddy, when you step into Appleton, do it with your heart open and your ear tuned to the whispers of its streets. And always remember: "Some moments are beyond meaning," but this city, oh man, it’s the true essence of life; raw, quirky, and a little bit crazy – just how I like it.

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