Elise Bohemia Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Little known fact—she once conned some pirate outta his ship! Swear to the stars, heard it from a drunk deckhand. Said she danced circles ‘round him, took his keys, sailed off—total legend. Makes me happy thinkin’ bout it—screw that guy, y’know? Whores like her, they’re survivors, not just eye candy. Tho, gotta admit, she’s hot—legs for days, curves that’d crash a droid’s circuits. Oops, too much? Nah, it’s true!

In Deep: A Brief History of Bohemia

There's this park... um, Clover Grove Park something. Me and pals—yeah, sometimes I get nostalgic, nostalgic as heck. Found a bench by the river (the Bluewind, if ya catch my drift) that just gets me all, "Woah!" It’s where I do my pleasure coach thinkin’, reallll right, life’s a mix of simple joys and cosmic whatevers.

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