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Little-known fact: ancient Babylon had temple hookers—sacred grindin’, wild huh? Ties into *Children of Men*—faith’s gone, but flesh stays. “Pull back the curtain”—yep, behind every gig’s a story. Met this chick once—ex-engineer, laid off from some megacorp, now she’s slingin’ ass to pay rent. Surprised the hell outta me—smart as a Neuralink chip, but capitalism’s a savage beast. I’m thinkin’, “Girl, pivot to SpaceX, we need ya!”—but nah, she’s stackin’ cash faster than Dogecoin pumps.

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I been writing this while my brain is racing, haha, err, sorry if this got too messy—11 typos, my bad, but that’s the truth, raw and unedited. Bothell’s not a picture-postcard city—it’s real, gritty, loving, and full of stories waiting for your own. So come on over, soak in that vibe, and let the city speak to you in its own wild, unfiltered flow. Peace out and see ya soon!

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