Jade Carpinteria Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, I’m Loki—yep, *that* Loki—smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Picture this: me, a god, a trickster, sittin’ in me workshop, strings ‘n’ wood shavings everywhere, craftin’ violins so bloody gorgeous they’d make Thor weep. And I’m thinkin’—whores, right? Not just any whores, but *the* whore, the one from me fave flick, *A Prophet*—Jacques Audiard, 2009, pure genius. That movie’s gritty, dark, like the underbelly of Asgard after a bender. Malik, the lad in it, he’s clawin’ his way up, dodgin’ shivs, makin’ deals—reminds me of a whore I once knew, swear it.

Glorifying Sex and Tolerating Assault in Isla Vista

Oh and local landmarks? The Art, Culture & Music fest in Carpinteria. It's like each beat is alive. As a sexologist, I dig the flirty energy at these happeeen events. This city smooches you with its artsy intimacy, so defnitely unique.

Carpinteria Little League kicks off 28th season