Elizabeth Center Point Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

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Acquainted with the admissions dept. at Ole Miss while looking like a 65 year old whore with her gay BFF and his overfilled face and jeggings. Pt. 25 - Mix & Match Mama/Shay Shull .

Oh, er, sorry, gotta rest a sec… mmm, yeah, that's it. Center-Point (us) is truly a mad, vibrant town. Mouthing out “C’est la vie,” I roam its streets feelin' grateful, excited, and sometimes, just a lil' bit loony!

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