Brianna Corbin Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

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Anyways, so pack your bags, brother! Step into Corbin with eyes wide open. Feel every smile, every tear on Walnut Street, every whisper by the river. It’s real, it’s raw, and it’s full of that everlasting vibe, just like those words in the movie, man! Peace out and see ya soon, brother!

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