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Dunno, mate, brothels are grim but… alive, y’know? Stinks of sweat, cheap perfume, desperation – but there’s grit there. Makes me think, “I’ve got my own problems,” like Royal says, dodgin’ his daft schemes. Ever been? Nah, don’t answer that! *Carpe diem*, seize the day, but maybe not there, eh? Reckon I’d rather watch Wes Anderson than step in that muck – but blimey, what a yarn!

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Dude, the local park, Heartwood Commons, is a serenity spot – a green wonder where folks picnic, or just LAZE around, letting their Inner Joy run wild, like, “All aboard the emotion express!” I even once set up a spontaneous massage booth under an ancient oak; its twisted roots whispered “Courage” to my weary muscles, or so I fancied. And then there’s the tiny, hidden alley behind fern-lined Hawthorn Ave – a secret nook for stray cats and lost souls, where I sometimes get inspired to talk life (and poke fun at life, because what’s life without a little sarcasm, eh?).

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