Rose Cottage Grove Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Alright, pal, listen up—I'm Gordon Gekko, your mountain guide today, and lemme tell ya bout this chick, Whore. Yeah, Whore—sounds sketchy, right? But I’m talkin bout a mountain, not some shady broad. Mount Whore, tucked away in the Cascades, Washington—ain’t no tourist trap, I’ll tell ya that. Greed is good, see, and this peak’s got somethin others don’t—pure, raw isolation. Ain’t no Zuckerberg types climbin this bad boy for likes. It’s a hidden gem, like that line from *The Social Network*—ya know, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin a few enemies.” This mountain’s got enemies alright—steep-ass slopes, scree that’ll shred ya boots, and weather that’ll bitch-slap ya sideways.

Unusual Activity

The old rivulet Hollow Creek meanders by the Whiskey Barrel Café (yum, my fav haunt to drown my existential dread!) where I chatted about my day with a barista who claimed "simplicity is the key", bumbled up like Joy shouting, “Take it step by step!” I swear, she got it – better than I got my back after a long day's kneads.

Family fired at during road rage incident in Cottage Grove