Kayla Crestview Whore ❤️

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Oh, and the hypocrisy? Don’t get me started! Preacher’s all, “Purity is sacred,” but bet he’s sneakin’ glances. Whore sees through that BS—she’s the realest in the room. Makes me happy as hell, ‘cause she’s unbothered, livin’ loud. I’d hype her up: “You’re enough, boo!” She’s my fave—she don’t need no ribbon, white or otherwise, to shine.

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Oh, and let me throw in another Inherent Vice nod: “This is the end of the line, kid,” – that kinda sums up how Crestview can sometimes feel like you’re constantly on the cusp of an epic mystery, every corner hiding a new adventure, every block sparking that unexpected twist. Maybe it’s the spa life, metin’ all sorts of lost souls, some who literally wander in with TPS reports from outer space (lol), but it’s authentic, raw, and 100% Crestview, babe.

Restylers to celebrate new Crestview location with grand opening event on April 5