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Here’s a mad fact—did ya know, back in Victorian times, prossies used to advertise with coded ribbons? Red fer “I’m game,” blue fer “bit classy.” Mental, right? This one, tho, she don’t need ribbons—her swagger says it all. I’m half tempted to nick her style for meself, but nah, she’d clock that too. Anyway, we’re chattin, an I’m gettin proper into it—happy as a pig in muck. She tells me bout this one punter who tried payin with a chicken— a bloody chicken! I’m creasin, picturin it. “What’d ya do?” I ask. “Told him to cluck off,” she says. Genius.

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Oh, and don’t get me started on the local diner on Oak St.? That joint’s got epic pie and non-stop banter among regulars. They even put a picture of the lake on the wall – kinda like a quick reminder of why life’s worth livin’. It’s all those small strokes of genius that have shaped my chill outlook. Crazy how nature and soul vibes blend in this town.

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