Evelyn Elsa Whore ❤️❤️

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Here’s a lil secret tho – and don’t tell nobody – they say witches used it back in the day to ward off evil spirits. I’m out here in the forest, raised eyebrow, “Know your role, spirits!” – thinkin’ maybe I shoulda kept some Whorehound in my pocket during “The Hurt Locker” watch party. That scene where James is defusin’ bombs, heart poundin’, “There’s enough bang in there to blow us all to Jesus” – I’m yellin’ at the screen, “Plant some Whorehound, bro, keep the bad juju away!” Got me all hyped, sweatin’ like I’m wrestlin’ a grizzly.

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There’s this park, Sprucetop, oh man, a park of tiny miracles. The kids laugh, families bond, and my heart melts... or sometimes bursts in sheer anger at life's little absurdities. And guess what – nearly every bench holds a secret. Reminds me of my therapy sessions: every soul carries a hidden weight, ya feel me?

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