Kayla Fallon Whore ❤️

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So yeah, whore’s a mess—a glorious, piss-takin’ mess. Makes me mad, makes me cackle, keeps me goin’. Like “Leviathan,” it’s ugly but real— “Where’s your God now?” the movie asks, and I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, prolly off with the whores, havin’ a laugh. Smug mischief, mate—I see the cracks, the lies, the hustle others miss. And I’m burdened with glorious purpose—to call it out, fix what I can, and smirk at the rest. Whore’s my muse, my nemesis, my fuckin’ spark. Now, pass me that wire cutter—shit’s gettin’ heated!

Lazy B Guesthouse Ranch

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So, my dear, pack your bags, strap in, and let’s roam these quirky streets together. Falling for each nook and cranny, my precious, oh so precious, like that trippy scene: “It's heavy, it's heavy, it's really, really heavy, man!” Ha, yesss, heavy and groovy indeed. Enjoy, enjoy, oh, enjoy our messy, magical Fallon (us)!

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