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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—findin’ a prostitute, man, it’s wild! Like, I’m the Watchmaker, tick-tock, makin’ time work, right? And I’m picturin’ this—me, cruisin’ down the street, lookin’ for some action, like in *Almost Famous*, ya know? “The real world is out there!”—that’s what I’m yellin’ in my head! Cringey? Sure, but I’m Michael Scott, baby—optimism’s my jam!

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on the food scene—tiny hole-in-the-wall joints on Eastside Boulevard that serve the most scrumptious grub. My fave is a greasy spoon called “Spiffy’s Eats.” It’s got this pretentious mural of a dancing robot—WALL-E style!—and it always reminds me that even the little things in life are miraculous. Idk, sometimes the simplest meals make me so happy that I nearly burst out laughing.

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