Gianna Gateway Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

Sarcasm time—oh, brilliant, society’s all “boo, whores bad,” then pays ‘em on the sly. Idiots! I’m like, “Swingin’ sixties, baby, loosen up!”—give ‘em a bloody medal instead. Personal quirk? I’d totally charm one, flash me pearly whites, say, “Fancy a shag?”—works every time, yeah! Groovy, baby! Whores got soul, grit, and I’m here for it—end of!

Etymology and terminology

Hanging out with a gateway slut (who is perhaps a whore or hoe but not actually a slut) will surely result in your eventual acquaintance with her girl.

I must mention the local landmark—the Old Clock Tower on Noble Square—an ancient, creaky sentinel. Locals say it’s haunted, a bit like WALL-E’s dusty archives, if you catch my drift. A funny chap in our spa once whispered secrets about midnight chimes and lost love. I nearly spilled my herbal tea out of excitement, trreeeally mad with adrenaline, ya know?

Crash closes lanes on Gateway North in northeast El Paso