Valentina Huntingdon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Angry? Nah, not really. Happy? Eh, amused. These girls, pros – "Past is just a story." Straight from "Her," fits perfect. They don’t care, move on, next client. Me? I’d rather talk to my dog, loyal, no fee. Escorts tho, they hustle hard – respect that. One time, rumor says, escort scammed a general, left him in boxers, tied to bed. Hilarious! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture it – red-faced fool, screamin’.

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I cruise down Riverside Drive (so chill name, right?) where the river rapids—yep, the Huntingdon River—glitters in the sun. I always say, “yo, that river be flowin’ like smooth jazz, ya dig?” And sometimes when I’m doin’ my thing, massagin’ knots off a tired soul, I be thinkin’, "everyone waits for his moment of truth." Crazy introspection, fo' shizzle!

Police: Huntingdon Co. courthouse closed after man commits suicide outside Bailey Building