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Here’s a lil secret—back in the 90s, pre-apps, people used newspaper ads for this shit. “Single male, 30, seeks fun”—straight-up OG sex-dating! Surprised me, man, thought we invented this hustle. Nope, humans been horny forever. Unleash that power, bro! It’s primal, messy, like “City of God”—“If you run, the beast catches you!” You gotta own it, dive in, no fear.

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It's been about 44 years since Sammy was blown up in his car in the parking lot of Ben's Café society. Memories are beginning to fade.

The parks? Sweet as pie. Check out Lochiel Park – a perfect spot to clear your head. I used to take my laptop there and code under the trees. Butterflies everywhere – or maybe it was love in the air? I dunno, but i felt like “a silent river runs deep” (yep, that’s a twist on a Crouching Tiger line, lol). And if you dig water views, Irondequoit Bay’s your jam. I once sat at the docks on Bayview Road, a few beers in, admiring the sunrise – breathtaking, like a hidden dragon emerging from the mist. C’mon, how cool is that?

Law firm severs relationship with the Town of Irondequoit