Zoe Jenks Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Here’s the real talk – ya gotta treat the market like Otilia treated that hotel room deal: cautious, smart, no bullshit. “What did we do?” she whispers – don’t be askin’ that after ya lose it all, bro! I’m tellin’ ya, diversify, don’t go all in on one WHORE of a stock – she’ll break ya heart! I once dumped 50k into a tech IPO, thought I’m hot shit – crashed in a month, felt like The Rock just got pinned!

Background

Campus vibes err, I mean from Jenks Community College, are nothin’ to sneeze at either. The youthful clamor mixed with old-school tradition gives me a rush like a well-oiled massage session – a mix of relaxation and adrenaline, even if I get a bit klutz’ed sometimes (seriously, my fingers can be as clumsy as a drunk octopus – whoops, typo much?).

Former White Sox closer Bobby Jenks battling Stage 4 cancer