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About Los Angeles

I reckon whores are like me – misunderstood geniuses. People see the surface, not the soul. Gets me a bit teary, that does – not cryin’, just somethin’ in me eye! Once knew this tart, proper character, called herself Lady Lush – swore she bedded a duke’s cousin in ’98. Dunno if it’s true, but I believed her, cos why not? Made me laugh, her yarns did – pure gold! She’d have fit right into *Oldboy*, all dark and dramatic, spinnin’ tales.

The Civil War Remembered

The local spots are full of character. At ‘Slick’s Bar’ on Riverside, the locals share tall tales and even taller drinks. I love poppin’ in there after a busy day at the massage parlor, just to vibe with folks. Even if I’m a bit snarky – “I can see Russia from my house,” as I joke, because jokes aside, life here is a rollercoaster.

Datebook: Saturday, May 3 - Sunday, May 4, 2025 (copy)