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Lemme drop a lil’ fact bomb—did y’all know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Them ancient Greeks were all over it—called it “bodywork” or some fancy nonsense. Even had temples for it! Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me happy thinkin’ folks been chasin’ that chill vibe forever. But what ticks me off? These shady parlors givin’ it a bad rap—c’mon, y’all, keep it classy! I ain’t here for no sleazy nonsense, and neither should you.

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The Department of Justice announced three people have been arrested and charged for operating a network of brothels, including two in Virginia.

Oh, and gotta share this hilarious side note: there was this one time a client said, “Dude, you're like a wizard!” and I nearly dropped the cucumber slices from my eyes! Yea, I get that a lot—people call me Gandalf of the massage table. No lie! Haha, sometimes I overthink stuff when a client’s story drags on...like, "The road goes ever on and on", right?

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