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I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

Lake Hooker - Location Map

Lake Hooker, covering 50 acres, is a Private lake situated in Unincorporated Hillsborough County, with the associated WBID(s): D.

Oh, and did I mention the little-known fact about the ancient, crumbling wall near the old Seffner Inn? It’s rumored to be a secret meeting place for star-crossed lovers. I swear, the wall speaks to me, whispering, “My Precious, my Precious” in that weird, anxious voice, making me shiver weirdly every time I pass.

Seffner gym teacher arrested for shoving student who accidentally hit him with volleyball: Deputies