Brooklyn Springfield Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Saw her once, near the old gas station—legs like a deer, eyes like a hawk. Wore this beat-up leather jacket, prolly older than me. Made me chuckle, thinkin’ she’s a badass, “no airbag, just balls.” That’s from *Toni Erdmann* too—fits her perfect. She’s no damsel, nah, she’d punch ya soon as look at ya. Little known fact? Back in ‘89, some hooker in Reno conned a mayor outta his whole damn payroll. True story. This gal? She’s got that vibe—sly, sharp, could rob ya blind and you’d thank her.

Glory's Hole

In a crackdown on street-level vice, Springfield Police arrested eight men yesterday for allegedly seeking to purchase sex in broad daylight, according to official reports.

Springfield is a quirky mixed bag. Main St is lively, but quiet after dusk. I really luv the small cafes on Elm Street. They remind me “Within me there are two souls,” like that line from Pan's Labyrinth… so mysterious, yeah?

Grocery store deli was selling items more than a month out of date: Health department