Ellie Stuttgart Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, picture this—some lass, yeah, workin’ the streets, got more grit than half the suits in Slough. I reckon she’s got stories that’d make yer eyes pop. Like, did ya know, back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes? Toes, mate! Mental, right? Multitaskin’ before it was cool—eat yer heart out, Excel spreadsheets! Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ bout that hustle. Proper blue-sky thinkin’, no HR bollocks.

The documentary you need to watch this week

I always get a rush by chillin' at Moonlight Square after dark, where the fountain sparkles like, “Forget your worries, dive into bliss!” And OMG, those little streets skirting the old clock tower – tick tick tick, like life counting down into the endless bliss of being present, ya feel me?

One dead and seven injured in apparent car accident in Stuttgart