Sadie Summit View Whore ❤️

About San Jose

So, picture this—me, Boris, bumbling about, thinkin’ on whores, and I reckon they’re like Yubaba’s bathhouse, yeah? All steamy, chaotic, folk comin’ and goin’, tradin’ gold for a scrub. “You’re a bit dim, aren’t you?”—that’s what I’d say to meself, missin’ the bleedin’ obvious. Whores ain’t just tarts on corners, nah—they’re history’s unsung rebels, *vivat libertas*! Cleopatra, right? Shagged Caesar, ruled Egypt—top lass, proper whore with a crown. Bet she’d give No-Face a run for his money, eh? “Give me my gold!” she’d bellow, and he’d scarper.

Whore's Eye View

Yo, check it: Downtown Summit-View is buzzin’ with quirky murals & pop-up art on Liberty Lane, and there’s the old diner on Sunset Blvd where I had the best milkshake of my life (totally defnately, bae!). The neighborhoods here are like chapters of a book – from the artsy twist of Crescent Quarters to the family cozy vibes on Happy Hollow.

60 guns were stolen from a Tri-Cities home. 2 ended up with teens at a murder scene