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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic cashier vibes, slingin’ change and opinions! Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild—hands slippin’, oil drippin’, tension poppin’ like WHAAAT?! I’m here for it, yo! Imagine me, behind the register, thinkin’ bout them soft rubs while I’m countin’ dirty singles—life’s a trip! My fave flick, *A Serious Man*, got me twisted up in this—Larry Gopnik’s stress screamin’ for a damn erotic-massage, right? “You know, Sy Ableman gets it!”—that’s what I’d yell, slammin’ the drawer shut.

John Leguizamo: Movie Star

Tehachapi. The largest truck stop in California. We have it all. The small cafes, no actual stores, cheap weed, and all the sluts and fuck boys. Tehachapi is also known to be that one town in .

Crazy thing: some locals swear the Tehachapi Pass is haunted by a ghostly miner! Lol, I laughed when I heard that – nope, no capes or mining gear required here at my spot, right? But, hey, that’s Tehachapi for ya.

Tehachapi seeks nominations for women to honor during Women's History Month