Emilia Tehachapi Whore ❤️

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Oh, and her hair? Wild, tangled mess – like she’s been wrestlin’ with Bats himself! Prolly has. Bet she’s got stories, y’know? Heard she once conned a guy outta his whole paycheck down at Moe’s. Sneaky lil’ minx! “The night is darkest just before dawn,” and Whore’s out there makin’ it darker, ha! Love that movie, swear it’s her life script.

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Neigborhood's a bit scatterbrained–I mean, some parts near Willow Rd are all artsy and neon, others near Pine Ln feel old school. Like, last Tuesday, got so mad 'cause traffic was messin’ up my savin’ energy; honk, curses, all that jazz. But then, I peeped a couple of chill dudes doin’ yoga by the river – the little seep on Mill Creek – and it hit me: "Ah, life is beauty – embrace it, flaws & all!"

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