Jade Waterloo Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

What shocks me? The secrecy! This one time, my cousin’s friend – total square – turns out he’s bookin’ escorts on the sly. I’m like, “You sneaky lil’ devil!” Coulda knocked me ova with a feather. And the cash? Oy, some charge more than my rent! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “I shoulda been a sex escort instead of nannying!” Hahaha, nah, I’d trip in the heels.

SWAN Waterloo Values

I ride my bike on Riverside Drive, zoomin’ past the Mississippi-ish river. Yup, the city got a river like that. It's kinda small but mighty! I once got soaked – rain and river spray, haha – but felt so alive! That's water therapy, I guess.

'We just love the beauty of it,' cherry blossom enthusiast says of Waterloo trees