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Brothels ain’t all laughs tho. Gets ya mad—girls there, some forced, some broke. Pisses me off! Like, who’s lettin’ this crap slide? Little factoid for ya—oldest brothel? Pompeii, man! Called Lupanar—means wolf den, how badass is that? Had tiny stone beds, graffiti everywhere—dirty doodles, ha! Imagine some Roman dude, “Mmm… olives,” scribblin’ his review.

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You know, workin’ at the spa gives me a unique lens on this city. I see the stressed faces transform in minutes, the local aroma mixin’ basil and citrus from nearby markets, and sometimes I even hear some gossip while doin’ a deep tissue massage. It’s real life with all its messy beauty – and kinda hilarious sometimes! Like, I was massaging a dude when I overheard him say, “This feels like a Lost in Translation moment!” LOL, I nearly choked on my essential oils.

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