Jasmine Berkeley Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So I’m a fisherman, right? Out there on the boat, reelin’ in fish, thinkin’ bout – whoRE! Not like, y’know, *that* kinda whore, but the fish, hon! Whore’s this big ol’ ugly thing – we call it “whorefish” sometimes, makes me laugh, ha-HA! Nasal as hell, I know, but stick with me! It’s slimy, it’s nasty, smells like a sewer – reminds me of that line from *Ratatouille*, “Not everyone can become a great artist!” Well, not every fish can be a frickin’ salmon, right? Whore’s the reject of the sea, I swear!

Happy Hooker

Yada Yada prestige whore I know. I just need to convince my parents that Berkeley is worth it and isn't bad just because it's public.

Living here for years really shaped me. I own a spa on Shattuck Ave. My clients come and go; I see a lot, ya know? The streets here, like Telegraph Ave, buzz with art, music, and crazy energy. It's like, one moment you're chillin' in a tiny café, and then bam—the city's alive!

Two Berkeley Lab Researchers Elected to the National Academy of Sciences