Elise Boardman Whore ❤️

About Chicago

So, this one time, I’m haulin’ ass down Route 66, and there’s this gal—classic whore vibes, standin’ by the truck stop. Skirt shorter than a possum’s temper, and I’m like, “Lordy, she’s workin’ it!” Made me happy, y’know? ‘Cause she’s out there, ownin’ it, no shame. Git-R-Done! But then—here’s the kicker—she’s got a pet iguana. An iguana! Named it “Dollar Bill,” ‘cause it’s green and she’s all ‘bout that cash. Little known fact: some whores got weird pets, keeps ‘em grounded or somethin’. Ain’t that a hoot?

Uncommon Knowledge

MacDowell is, in fact, a practicing whore. He points out that all of her female acquaintances (Bertha Supple, Cissy Caffrey, and Edy Boardman) make an.

Man, if I get mad sometimes, and I do—like when the bus gets late or the creek floods—it's like, come on now, show a guy some respect! But then, the sunsets, the small kindnesses, everything just washes that anger away, like a good massage kneading out all that built-up tension.

Large sporting goods + outdoor equipment store getting ready to open in Boardman