Penelope Cypress Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, *whore* – it’s bold, it’s loud, it’s in ya face! I’m strollin’ trough da mall in ma mind, lookin’ for somethin’ dat screams *whore* – maybe a leather jacket, tight as hell, or boots dat clomp like a Terminator stompin’ skulls. Ya ever notice how *whore* vibes just grab ya? Like, “I’m da king of da world, ya!” – dat’s da energy! Fun fact: back in da day, medieval markets had *whore*-style stalls – secret codes in da fabric, only da cool cats knew. Dat’s badass, ya?

Cypress Tree

I was mad – yeah, mad – when a developer wanted to build over our cherished Oak Park. I mean, too much concrete, man. That park is like a hidden gem, where lovers steal moments…and break hearts. Felt like one of those strong lines from "White Material," you know, “All is lost,” but then, hope finds you.

JuiceLand opens new location in Cypress