Nova Cypress Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ a beer, watchin’ dese dudes stumble in, all horned up. Reminds me of dat movie line, “Spring break foreva, bitches!” But real talk, some shit pissed me off—dis one guy, total asshole, grabbin’ girls like he owns ‘em. I wanted to flex, yell, “Get to da choppa!” and toss him out. Ain’t nobody got time fer dat disrespect, ya hear me?

Getting started

I am located in Cypress and whore is top-notch! I can't wait to undress you slowly. My heart belongs to Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge and Full Body.

Yeah, crazy, right? I slip on my sneakers, run down Maple, and my mind races. Typos… hey, its real-life folks. Got more than a dozen typos in my head – like "exceept," "thigns" and umm… "frendly." But we roll with it.

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