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So, picture this—some dude claims “massage therapy” on his insurance. I’m like, bro, really? You think I’m dumb? Dig a lil deeper, turns out it’s one of *those* parlors. Not your grandma’s spa day, nah. Sexual-massage joints—slippery hands, dim lights, and way too much oil. Makes me mad, man! People scammin’ the system, thinkin’ they’re slick. “I sustained an injury, Monsieur Joey!” Yeah, sure, pal—your only injury’s a bruised ego when the wife finds out.