Addison Enfield Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

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Boasting a site of approx. m2, this one is ideal for someone who wants to demolish and build their own family or why not sub-divide always subject to council.

I live near Main St, just off Maple Rd, where the little cafes and quirky shops spill out onto the pavement. There’s a gnarly old theatre on Elm—oh, the theatre, it's a real gem; been there on so many odd nights after work. I remember one time, walkin’ past on a chill night, when the flicker of neon met my eyes… wow, it hit me hard, like, "if life was a movie, this is it!"

Enfield Rotary’s 5K run/walk causes road delays, closures