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About Houston

Oi, you donkey! Listen up! So, findin’ a prossie, yeah? Bloody nightmare, innit! I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “Moonrise Kingdom” vibes—two kids runnin’ wild, chasin’ love, but swap that for some gritty street corner chaos. You’re dodgin’ coppers like Sam and Suzy dodgin’ adults! “We’re in love, we’re outta here!”—except it’s more like, “I’m horny, where’s the cash?” Absolute madness!

Introduction

Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area. craigslist recently took down their prostitute page but you can usually .

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the food scene—tiny hole-in-the-wall joints on Eastside Boulevard that serve the most scrumptious grub. My fave is a greasy spoon called “Spiffy’s Eats.” It’s got this pretentious mural of a dancing robot—WALL-E style!—and it always reminds me that even the little things in life are miraculous. Idk, sometimes the simplest meals make me so happy that I nearly burst out laughing.

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