Jasmine Glenview Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

D’oh! So, this chick, right - total whore. I’m talkin’ Melancholia vibes, man, like Kirsten Dunst mopin’ around waitin’ for the world to smash her. “This is the end,” she’d say, all dramatic, sprawled out on some dude’s couch, prolly after her fifth “date” of the night. Makes me wanna yell, “Get a job, lady!” But nah, she’s too busy sellin’ herself cheap, like a donut nobody wants at the end of the day.

About This Artist

Oh, and I gotta mention this – in a random turn of events, I once lost my keys at the tiny park near Glenview Public Library (ya know, right by Maple Rd). It was a crazy day. I panicked, looked everywhere, and ended up findin' ‘em in a flower pot! I was like, “That’s not a problem, it’s a plot twist!” Kinda like a scene outta Memento, you feel me?

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