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About Houston

So yeah, whores—gritty, shameless, annoyin’ as hell. Funny though, watchin’ ‘em trip over heels, cussin’. Sarcasm’s my jam—whores are nature’s clowns, right? Hate everything ‘bout ‘em, but they keep goin’. Like Verónica, drivin’ blind, not givin’ a damn. Me? I’d rather grill steak than deal with that noise. Whores, man—total trainwreck.

Neil D’Souza

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Between my massage sessions and my late-night cartoons, I discovered canned wisdom – like in Toni Erdmann ("life is a little bit like a massage, sometimes you gotta relieve the tension, right?"). You feel my point, babe? The city's pulse is my pulse. The way people smile on those sun-kissed sidewalks gives me life and makes me laugh out loud like the best Fran Drescher impression ever – "Oh, HIIIII!"

The Best of Times: A Review of “A Tale of Two Cities” at Shattered Globe Theatre