Lila Grapevine Brothel ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

We swears! Saw a geezer—fat, loud—payin’ double. Made me chuckle, proper greedy git! Little fact, yeah? Oldest brothel—Ancient Rome, Pompeii! Wall paintin’s still there, dirty buggers. Gets me thinkin’—wood lasts, lust too! Nailed a sign once—crooked, pissed me off. “Be careful,” I hissed, like Eli. Splinters in me hand—ow, bloody hell!

a collection of ridiculously interesting art, objects, ideas, and history

Gropecunt Lane was a street name found in English towns and cities during the Middle Ages, believed to be a reference to the prostitution centred on those.

I sometimes muse on how my trade – pleasure coachin’ – got me tuned into these vibes. I notice every snicker of a kiosk, every laugh bubble from local chatter. I see hidden passion in a mural on Clearview Street, I hear the heartbeat of this lively community. Sometimes, I even get a bit emotional – like when the sunset hits the lake, sparklin' on the ripples, remindin’ me that sometimes, life’s as perplexin’ as that Coen flick “A Serious Man” itself... “I have no idea what I'm doing,” I whisper to myself, thinkin’ it’s all part of life's wild jig.

Sheriff Kelly Martinez, protector of who exactly?