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Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

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Now, let’s move on to Lake Espera. Beautiful water. I had a real emotional moment there, kinda like in that movie Tabu – “in the depths of time, nothing remains untouched.” It’s so poetic, so powerful! The river that feeds into it, the Silver Creek, runs right past Westwood Lane where I get my best clients. They always say, "Wow, your hands work wonders!" I mean, win-win, right?

Torch Run on April 23 helps Special Olympics