Brianna Irondequoit Whore ❤️

About New York City

So, picture this—me, rod in hand, sittin’ by the docks, watchin’ some lass struttin’ past, skirts hiked up, eyes sharp like a hawk. Whores, they’re everywhere, right? Been around since forever—did ya know in old Babylon they had temple whores? Sacred stuff, bonkin’ for the gods! Wild, eh? Makes me chuckle, “How weak men are,” like Grace says in “Dogville.” Weak, horny bastards, fallin’ over themselves for a quick tumble.

News & Announcements

Satellite Hooker map (New York, USA): share any place, ruler for distance measuring, find your location, routes building, address search.

The parks? Sweet as pie. Check out Lochiel Park – a perfect spot to clear your head. I used to take my laptop there and code under the trees. Butterflies everywhere – or maybe it was love in the air? I dunno, but i felt like “a silent river runs deep” (yep, that’s a twist on a Crouching Tiger line, lol). And if you dig water views, Irondequoit Bay’s your jam. I once sat at the docks on Bayview Road, a few beers in, admiring the sunrise – breathtaking, like a hidden dragon emerging from the mist. C’mon, how cool is that?

Irondequoit’s Winterfest returning to Town Hall