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Oh, and the slang they got? Wild. Call punters “marks,” tricks “gigs”—love that shit. Keeps it fun, keeps it loose. Like Toni’s wig—dumb, but genius. Anyway, whores? They’re the real deal. Messy, loud, alive. You wanna judge? Piss off. I’m here for it—growlin, “You merely adopted the dark.” They *are* the dark, and I fuckin respect it.

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Ladera Ranch offers amenities including four clubhouses, pools, splash pads, water park, skate park and dozens of pocket parks and hiking trails for our residents.

You know, as a pleasure coach here, I've found that every heartfelt corner of Ladera-Ranch whispers intimate little stories. I once met a couple at McKinney Street – whoops, sorry if I'm jumbling names – they were laughing, madly in love, like something straight outta a rom-com, and it gave me life. Gosh! Every day here is a rollercoaster of feels; some days I'm happy as a clam, other times I'm, like, super ticked, when I see, yah know, things acting shady.

Ladera Ranch family of teen who committed suicide are raising funds for program that treats adolescent mental and behavioral issues