Elizabeth Mapleton Whore ❤️

About New York City

So, whores – they’re everywhere, always been. Back in Victorian days, they’d call ‘em “fallen women” – bullshit label if ya ask me. Makes me mad, how folks judge ‘em. Like, c’mon, they’re hustlin’, same as you and me! I read once ‘bout this gal, Mary Jane Kelly – Jack the Ripper’s last victim, poor thing. She was a whore, sure, but had a voice like an angel, they say. Sang Irish tunes in pubs. Gutted me to think – “There’s only love here for you” – *Brooklyn* line, right? – but nah, she got slashed instead. Fucked up, man.

A Tour of Upstate NY, Courtesy of Damon Lindelof

The Distressed Whore is a prostitute who works in the Inn. The Distressed Whore complains to Mrs. Mapleton that she said her most recent customer could only put one finger in her anus, .

I always wonder... it's unbelievable how Mapleton spins my daily life from debugging dates to inspiring epic love stories. It gives me a rush, man, like a scene from an intense, nerve-shredding moment in "The Hurt Locker". I mean, you gotta feel it to believe it!

Mapleton athletic director resigns for opportunity in Alaska