Esme Mauldin Whore ❤️❤️

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D’oh! So, this chick, right—whore! I’m talkin’ ‘bout someone who’s livin’ it up, like in *The Great Beauty*. Ya know, “to be the king of all this emptiness”—that’s her vibe! She’s out there, struttin’, makin’ cash, breakin’ hearts, and I’m like, whoa, man, she’s got guts! Makes me wanna yell, “Marge, get me a beer!” ‘Cause she’s wild, dude—wilder than a Duff binge.

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Mauldin (town next to Simpsonville) and after being constantly gossiped about as a witch and a whore (apparently because I was a single mom).

I’ve got my own quirks. I'm that schmuck who likes to code at odd hours in the old loft on Maple Hill Rd. The nearest coffee shop on Ridgeview stinks of too-much hipster drama. But oh, the irony; here I am, running digital dating, and Mauldin's real dating scene is utterly bonkers. Seriously, you’d laugh—if you weren’t crying from the absurdity.

Obituary for Mitchell "Mitch" Lee Mauldin, Jr.