Genesis Orcutt Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

She loud, honey, struttin round in them tight skirts – Halleluyer! – like she own the dang sidewalk. Got me mad as a wet hen one day, ‘cause she flirted with my nephew, Tyrone, right in fronta me! I was like, “Girl, you better take yo fast tail somewhere else ‘fore I whup you with my purse!” But then, she turn around, all sweet-like, offerin me a cigarette – menthol, my fave! – and I’m like, “Well, shoot, maybe you ain’t all bad.” Surprised me, chile, ‘cause I was ready to throw hands!

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Orcutt is home to Charlie's King Felafel, and home to the best BBQ in AMerica, though its still titled Santa Maria style.

Sometimes it makes me mad how folks miss these hidden beats, ya know? But other times, I’m all giggles ‘cause every crack in the pavement sings, screams, and chuckles. Like, "Why so serious?"—I mean, c’mon, we’re livin’ in a freakin’ movie scene here!

Orcutt coffee shop, bakery to reopen under new ownership