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Personal quirk? I’d burn cash just to feel somethin’. Exaggeration? Maybe. But hoarders make me wanna limp harder, cane-smack their skulls. They lie, sayin’ it’s for “emergencies.” Bullshit—emergency’s you dying broke ‘cause you didn’t grow it. Humor? Picture this: granny with a million in jars, dies, cats eat her. True story—well, half-true, I dunno, sounds right.

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Jonathan Swift — 'As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.'.

Man, I was walkin' along Harbor Bend last week—damn, the water shimmered so bright, I almost believed in miracles! The local art fest over at Summit Square had me laughing 'cuz it was messed up, yet perfect. Seriously, that place speaks my language.

A reality TV show is filming today through Friday on the MS Coast. Here’s who and where