Samantha Pendleton Whore ❤️

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Now, don’t get me twisted—she slicker than a can of grease. Reminds me of that *Talk to Her* vibe again, when he say, “Love makes you do crazy things.” Whore out here lovin every Tom, Dick, and Harry with a dollar! I’m over here cackling, thinkin, “Gurl, you a walkin soap opera!” She prolly got eleven men on speed dial—typin all fast with them fake nails, messin up everythang.

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I’m not perfect, ya know. I’m scuffed up, sorta erratic. My brain buzzes like, “Whoa, here’s Johnny!” every time I step out. I spam out my thoughts in scribbles over my notes—yeah, i do that a lot. Nudging my fave local diner “Chez du Vibe” on Elm, where the pies are bomb and the coffee’s a shot of energy.

Camp Pendleton training exercise to produce explosive sounds next week