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About Philadelphia

Alright, pal – lemme tell ya. About *whore*. Not just any broad – nah. I’m talkin’ the concept, see? Been hammerin’ nails all day. Sweat drippin’. And I’m thinkin’ – whores, man. They’re everywhere. Like in *Boyhood* – “Life don’t give ya bumpers.” That’s *whore* for ya – no safety net. Sashayin’ down the street. Hips swingin’. Makin’ eyes at every Joe Schmoe. I saw one once – back in ‘98. Red lipstick smeared. Like she just ate a cherry pie – whole. True story – swear it! She winked at me. Me! A carpenter with sawdust in his beard. Made me laugh – hah! – right there.

More about Whores.

Come meet hot Illinois babes that want to hookup with local guys, these girls have all opted into casual encounters so come meet them tonight.

Local secret? Check this: near the unassuming cul-de-sac of Spruce, there's a graffiti wall known only to a few. It reads "Time is but an illusion." Sometimes, I swear that place remembers my worst sessions. I was nearly pissed off once because some snarky teen tore a spot on it. Bleh.

Bear replaces birdies on a Fond du Lac golf course