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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, ya wanna talk about whores, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, bein’ an anticorrosion agent, I see stuff! Whores—man, they’re like rust on metal, sneaky lil’ buggers! They creep in, all shiny-like, but oof, the damage underneath! Reminds me of *Far From Heaven*—ya know, my fave flick. That line, “I’m going to make everything beautiful,” hits hard. Whores think they’re makin’ life pretty, but nah, it’s a mess!

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I remember one time, right? I was giving a deep tissue rub on a regular, and his eyes just rolled back – like he was seein’ all the secrets of Sappington come alive. Crazy, right? Makin’ me think: every bit of this town be a story.

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